Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop
I’m rusty like an old horseshoe
I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
Had a chance to meet my love in Opelousas
But I ended up drunk in Albuquerque
Tried to fill her head with a buncha lame excuses
I think she knows I wanna do the herky-jerky
Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop
I’m rusty like an old horseshoe
I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
So I asked her to try to meet me out in Natchitoches
But a monster chased me down in Choccolocco
Then I jumped and sprained my ankle on a catfish
Now she’s left me for some drummer she calls Paco
Honey, let me open up a can o’ pop
I’m rusty like an old horseshoe
I been workin’ on a engine in an old chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I left my Bordeaux at the chateau
Left my chapeau down in Tupelo
I lost my left eye from a crossbow
And my wallet way up in Gatineau
So after sayin’ what the heck
I ended up in Quebec
I passed out in the rain
And ended up in a train
From Montana to Savannah
Woke up Louisiana
Shouted a hosanna
And I slipped on a banana
Gave my girl a nod
And said glory be to God
Honey let me open up a can o’ pop
I’m rusty like an old horseshoe
I been workin’ on a engine in a old chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
So I finally talked her into goin’ to Kickapoo
At the motel we did a little research
Her father found out and his face turned blue
Now we’re getting married over at the Catholic Church
Honey let me open up a can o’ pop
I’m rusty like an old horseshoe
I been workin on a engine in an old chop shop
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you
Songwriter-Steve Poltz