I wake up in the middle of the night to check the perimeter and make sure the fire is still burning and all is well.
Well, let me just look at YouTube and I see that the Toxic Orange Fool is having an Oval Office Announcement. Maybe he was going to OPEN THE GOVERNMENT….so I tuned in.
This gathering of suits has nothing to do with the longest shutdown in US history.
It is all about lowering the prices of Big Pharma for Americans.
They are going to do this so THE FORGOTTEN MAN (as it was stated) can get access to these drugs. No longer will these weight-loss pills be available only to people on Manhattan’s Upper West Side. Let’s write prescriptions for everyone. (Note: OxyContin comes to mind and that worked well, yes?)
Of course, AMERICA will have to get fit, and this is not a silver bullet, Dr. OZ and RFK Jr., the bear-eating idiot, tell us. Meanwhile, if you live in a FOOD DESERT, these drugs will help you until we can cut off your supply of Big Macs, Happy Meals, and Taco Bell Mucho Grande Burrito Bowel Buster meals.
Prices are going to be so LOW. Crazy Donnie can get them for you wholesale.
And where can you buy them….just watch this nonsense.
Yes, Mr MAHA Kennedy will work on the fitness and health of America, but while that takes place, we will whip some drugs on you at a lower price. You can look like a Kardashian or just about anyone these days. Don’t worry about changing your habits, just take some drugs. Life is too short to look at your habits!
OZ claimed that America will lose 135 Billion Pounds by the midterms. I can’t wait to see the new faces and bodies of America!
I have been thinking about this for some time and how the humans of the world are becoming LAB RATS for these weight loss drugs. Dr Oz called it ‘democratising access to these drugs’. Seriously, I am unsure if this administration really understands democracy.
When is the Fat Macca Trump going to start leading by example instead of being an authoritarian sleeping bean bag of a President? Just check him out during the Oval Office Health meeting.
And as one of the people from Eli Lilly spoke, this happened. I assume he bought his drugs from RX Trump.
Trump Steaks. Trump University. Trump Bibles. Trump Casinos.
TRUMP RX….what can go wrong. Maybe check with Gordon Findlay of Novo Nordisk and see if he is on the FAT drugs, as the psycho in the Oval Office calls them.
Check out the website. I am sure there will be specials on erectile drugs because every good pedophile needs them.
https://trumprx.gov/
And if America loses 135billion pounds that is about 393 lbs per American
More made up numbers!